Club Rules

I went to a club the other day by myself. Yup, I'm a big girl now. It was for a friend's birthday and none of my other friends could go. So I sucked it up and still went to the club. I had a lot of time to myself since my friend was hanging out with his other closer friends most of the night.

I had a nice little spot to lean on a railing overlooking the dance floor. I saw so many unacceptable things that I had to blog about it.

This is the look I was giving you all...

One: Don't dance off beat.

I saw a girl dancing with her friends and she was going hardcore. She was dancing up a storm so hard. That's fine. Enthusiasm is appreciated a club. However, she was dancing off beat. Every time she would point her finger in the air, laying down those lyrics, it was off beat. Yeah, don't do that. Focus, man.

Two: Don't be sleezy.

I saw a girl dancing with her other female friend. Girlfriends dance with each other. I used to prefer dancing with a guy, but I've accepted being with my friends, for pure safety purposes. This girl went too far. She bit her lip, bit her finger, shook her hand in the indication that something was hot, and pointed to her friend saying "Man, you're hot". Is that necessary? This title was supposed to be "Don't be a man", but I don't think even guys look at girls anymore and do that "Aye aye, caliente" thing. Grow up, or go make out with your friend in the bathroom.

Three: Dress appropriately.

Girls are getting way smarter when it comes to dressing for a club. Those who are purely there as eye candy can be seen in tight, short clothing with cleavage. Those who actually plan on dancing during the night think more sensibly. Shorts are now okay with a cute top. I saw a girl up on stage dancing with other girls. She was dancing, holding on to the wall, with her face turned the opposite way towards the dance floor. Her booty shaking caused her tight dress to lift up inch by inch every time. She even went lower, which didn't help and let the whole world see her underwear. Kinda preventable. We all know she liked it though.


These are my observations for ONE night at a club. Come on, girls, let's step it up a little.